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Hillary Demotivational Poster


ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


HILLARY CLINTON - Deep down inside... you always had your suspicions.


TAGS: politics hillary clinton democrats
Rating: 2.5/5

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a name of no use - July 24, 2009, 3:43 am
I thought she was a lizard person...
Ryan - July 24, 2009, 3:29 am
does this seriously surprise anyone?


VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE - and leave funny comments-a group effort motifake


TAGS: elvis simpsons family guy obama bush hillary clinton
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

hatethehaters - February 15, 2013, 4:21 pm
Eddie Van Halen and Cat Lady! HYAAHHERRAHYAHHHYAHOHYAHYERHERHYAHH
skateinferno - September 9, 2012, 6:01 pm
dali lama and happy llama
familyghost - June 29, 2010, 1:34 pm
Hillary and Raptor... She's scarier by the way.
MasterMachine - June 11, 2010, 6:04 pm
Micain and Crazy Cat!
Mr. Shiny - May 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
My vote is on young stalin and borat.
matt28 - February 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Gold Medal - Nixon/Brain, Silver Medal - Hillary/Deinonychus (NOT Velociraptor... Spielberg needs to learn some paleontology), Bronze medal - fucked-up cat/Carville
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 4:49 pm
Although all just about spot on, the one that made me laugh the hardest was Hilary / Raptor. That has my vote!
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 12:29 pm
I want to hear Al Roker yell "SWIMMIN' HOLE!"
randomosity - February 25, 2010, 12:12 pm
its nixon and the brain yes nixon and the brain one is genius the other is "Not a crook"


HILLARY - You didn't really think you could beat a MAN, did you? Back to the kitchen!


TAGS: hillary clinton obama election president
Rating: 2.59/5

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LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 9:14 pm
Oh hey also give the Heavy a sandvich
Dude - July 18, 2008, 12:45 am
And make me a sammich!


LIBERALISM - Thinks you can spread peace and happiness by shoving flowers, sunshine and love up everyone's ass!


TAGS: red obama hillary 08 libs dems fag homo lemon
Rating: 2.78/5

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HAHA - April 21, 2009, 8:27 pm
Liberals are useless.
mike - October 5, 2008, 12:11 am
http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=23933
yer mom - September 1, 2008, 10:54 am
liberal- from the latin root 'liber'. meaning = free. God, now who would want that???
Unidentified Liberal - July 5, 2008, 1:57 am
Dude, I don't blow things up. Anyway, you would have to beg me to fuck you cuz I'm not into bigots.
MadMSG - July 5, 2008, 1:50 am
Don't flatter yourself Unidentified Liberal. I wouldn't give you the chance to fuck me. So, save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date later.
Unidentified Liberal - July 5, 2008, 1:46 am
I'd fuck Phil and MadMSG with a flowers, sunshine, rainbows, and love anyday. Unfortunately, they might just like it.
MadMSG - June 22, 2008, 4:58 pm
Right on, Phil!


DOOR MAT - A woman who stays with her husband after he has sex with a young intern


TAGS: politics hillary clinton
Rating: 2.32/5
F - April 26, 2008, 7:45 am
Who cares?


WORLD HISTORY 101 - A pictoral essay featuring some of your favorite motifake pic's


TAGS: world history bacon beer hillary awesome epic
Rating: 3.87/5

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Buzzramjet - June 15, 2012, 11:53 pm
Yes that explains how the red states are the biggest welfare queens supported by the blue states. What a load.
Sean - May 18, 2010, 12:12 am
As in your IQ?
Xantharon - January 14, 2010, 4:14 am
Hmm .... somehow .... Absolute 5 here ....
Porcelina - December 27, 2009, 9:38 am
I'm wondering now, have many Canadians are here? haha
Sean - December 27, 2009, 2:17 am
Yep. Found it on Youtube. And I damn near got the lyrics bang-on (which I only know from that WKRP episode -- the one where he showed up to marry Jennifer Marlow. Now there's another Ginger-Maryanne siteeation.)
Zed - December 27, 2009, 1:52 am
Sorry, that came out wrong. Slight drain bamage tonight...
Zed - December 27, 2009, 1:48 am
That was Hoyt Axton, Sean.He also wrote Della and the Dealer, Joy To The World (aka Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog,) and many others.
Sean - December 27, 2009, 12:50 am
That reminds me of a lyric (workin' from memory here): "If the cat could talk, what tales he'd tell, 'bout Della and the Dealer and the dog as well. But the cat was cool. Never said a mumblin' word." Dude who sang that song was on an episode of WKRP.
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:28 am
If that chair could talk...I'd have to kill it. KILL IT DEAD!...Alas, only stains can tell the tale.
MrRandom - December 27, 2009, 12:27 am
A special fun time chair, Bart?
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:24 am
I never said it was a human arm...and that chair meant a lot to me.
Sean - December 27, 2009, 12:22 am
"they've" ... the leg I can understand, but I think you're b.s.ing aboot the broken arm. How is it "sitting on the table?" Eh? Got ya!
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:11 am
A broken arm and a severed leg couldn't keep me from fryin' bacon! I should know...they've been sitting on the table for months.
Sean - December 27, 2009, 12:09 am
And let me guess, Bertha, ya chip a nail an' you just keep on fryin', eh girlfriend.
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:00 am
That didn't sound particularly tough, did it? Well...I cook bacon without a shirt on. No...still not badass enough. I got...I don't even wear oven mitts. Bam.
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:49 pm
and I'll have bacon a-sizzlin'. The halfway house just gave me stove privileges.
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:45 pm
A: rotten eggs work wayyyy better fer that. Derrrrrr. B: you can't do eggs benedict right with regular bacon. it simply dominates the other ingredients, so you simply have your real bacon on the side. C: I'm coming down there junior, I'll find you!
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:36 pm
World History 101, Who would guess it'd all end with a laughing cat.
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:20 pm
travesty, pure and simple. Why did you guys invent that shit?
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:19 pm
I respecfully disagree, Sean. Fresh eggs are best used for marking the houses of people guilty of general douchebagery. Otherwise, how would we know who they are? We'd have to meet them on the streets and find out the hard way. Also, flat bacon is a
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:07 pm
and it has only one known use: eggs benedict -- the single best use of fresh eggs ever devised.
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:06 pm
Dammit Bart, don't make me look up whatever juvee facility currently houses you and come down there. By the by, "Candian bacon" doesn't exist outside of Leave It to Beaver reruns. What you mistakenly moniker as such is called peameal bacon ...
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:04 pm
Isn't that that fancy body pantyhose them ballerinas where under their tootoos?
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:02 pm
pssst: LEO-TARD ... huh? huh?
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:01 pm
You can't be American without free ballin' once in a while. You have to give your Liberty Bells room to ring, man.
Sean - December 26, 2009, 10:58 pm
LEOTARDS Conservatism is just Todd Snyder's attempt to justify never leaving home without his underoos on.
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 10:11 pm
Canadians have it made. They just settle their arguments with snowball fights and drinking contests and shit. Too bad their bacon sucks.
amina - December 26, 2009, 10:09 pm
completely true porcelina. there for i change my number 4 reason to 'an obvious attack on certain groups.'
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 8:19 pm
Nevermind, I can see how this can be an attack towards liberals, but that's only if you think being muscular, and meatbrained is better than having substance to your character.
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 8:10 pm
Amina, it doesn't look like an attack to either group. It's ridiculing both
amina - December 26, 2009, 8:04 pm
I have no stand point on the conservative vs liberal thing. but i 1 lioned this because it is 1) political 2)long as hell 3)boring as hell 4)an obvious attack on a certain group.
boeweizer - December 18, 2009, 1:28 am
rawr its funny
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2009, 7:17 am
That makes sense Zed, I always thought superman was a pansy.
Briton of Rose - December 10, 2009, 2:55 am
*dials phone* Hello, PolitiFake? I think you guys must have sprung a leak, because there's a big drip over here.
Zed - December 9, 2009, 10:05 pm
Todd, when Superman was first created in the 1930's, he was a SOCIALIST LIBERAL. Green Arrow, Wonder Woman, and the Atom are Liberals too, for that matter. The only conservatives in the JLA were Hawkman and Batman, with the others being Centerists.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 8:15 pm
HA! 5LIONS!
sickartist - December 9, 2009, 7:43 pm
Being long, drawnout and boring is worse than it's being political
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 7:17 pm
Wow, I'm agreeing with Derek here. Why the hell was this allowed? I demand an answer, its obviously political.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 7:07 pm
I thought politifake bollocks were to appear on a politifake.org?


THOUSAND YARD STARE - "Damn it, I should have been the one ruining the country!"




hillary clinton -


TAGS: hillary hat
Rating: 4.64/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 13, 2015, 2:12 pm
Look for the perennial "Hillary is coming to take your guns Sale" at your local firearms stores. But they're not really selling guns, they're selling fear.
mizzdizz - April 13, 2015, 3:28 am
Anybody got a bucket of water handy?
theyuk - April 12, 2015, 6:47 pm
She just hasn't been right since that house landed on her sister.


MY EYES!!! - MY EYES, OH MY EYES, IT HURTS, TURN IT OFF, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!


TAGS: clintons eyes hillary
Rating: 2.75/5

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ProfessorMohawk - August 29, 2011, 8:36 pm
what? i don't see wha...shit, its the Clinton's! my eyes my goddamn eye


GERMANS - They do VERY LITTLE, but they do it well!


TAGS: red obama hillary 08 libs dems fag homo lemon
Rating: 2.7/5

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uriel - January 30, 2011, 2:54 pm
Her name is "küss mich oder ich brech dir die Knochen" (kiss me or I gonne breake your bones)
Barry forton - January 2, 2009, 8:01 am
Her name Is Du'Barry.
pro - December 16, 2008, 12:26 am
Her name is Heinz.
Renee Pussman - December 15, 2008, 11:29 am
What is this girls name?
Eddie - November 18, 2008, 3:29 pm
Has we walk the fields of gold...
babba - October 26, 2008, 5:03 pm
yeah, proud to be a German!!! And, no, they're not called Nicole often. Nicole ist rare, somehow.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:57 pm
Everyone knows that you would stick it in her ass if you had the chance. I know I would.
frog - September 15, 2008, 12:37 pm
@ ME ... very polite you bastard... you´re the freakin nazi!
m - August 15, 2008, 4:58 pm
she doesn´t look so very little to me...or did you mean "one of the very few Germans", dumbass?
Broken Wrist - July 5, 2008, 11:59 pm
I'd love to bang her in that field. Oh man....to bad my wrist is broken ;_;
ME - June 19, 2008, 2:54 pm
One of the very little germans that are worth living.
Johnny - June 10, 2008, 4:05 pm
Germans girls ; they're often named 'Nicole'.


HILLARY ASKS - "SO HAVE YOU AND MARC HAD SEX YET CHELSEA?" "WELL, NOT ACCORDING TO DAD."


TAGS: hillary asks
Rating: 4.57/5

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casey - September 19, 2010, 7:17 pm
i can believe this one!
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 7:42 pm
5 stogies
Faceplant31 - August 5, 2010, 7:39 pm
ROR 5L


CRYING - THERE'S NO CRYING IN THE WHITE HOUSE!


TAGS: hillary
Rating: 1.71/5

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DELUSIONAL - The last thing we need is yet another delusional President


TAGS: hillary politics clinton
Rating: 2.45/5


HILLARY CLINTON - IF ELECTED THE PRESIDENT


TAGS: hillary
Rating: 2.39/5

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BuzzBomb - August 28, 2008, 12:14 am
It looks more like Chelsea rather than Hillary. Remember, Hillary wore the pants. Not the skirt.
Agamemnon218 - August 24, 2008, 7:31 pm
Nice Zack! You passed the hidden gay test!
Zack - June 7, 2008, 1:50 pm
heheheheheheheh... pink underwear.
[o[ - April 21, 2008, 8:47 pm
wait...hasn't that already happened?
Wtfomatic - March 22, 2008, 7:31 pm
What the... That's one hell of a shop...


DESPERATION -




QUIZNO'S PARTY SANDWICH ORDER - Called in Sec. of State - she negotiated a great deal with free chips and half off the soft drinks.


TAGS: sub sandwich food party hillary clinton chips
Rating: 2.2/5

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laspotts7 - November 1, 2009, 10:48 pm
Dude, it's Subway that's got the $5 footlong...


HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON - Spelled with two l's since 10/26/1947.


TAGS: hillary clinton obama epic fail
Rating: 2.06/5

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kara - November 26, 2008, 9:02 pm
JOE is awesome. ron paul
Raptor_Twin - November 11, 2008, 8:37 pm
Whoooo Sorry Now. Hill Billies http://www.zazzle.com/Raptor_Twin
Ellipsis - July 27, 2008, 1:49 am
However, i don't think Hillary would be a good choice as the First woman President, as she might end up the LAST female president. Not a Matter of D/R, She's just unstable.
Ellipsis - July 27, 2008, 1:48 am
Why's it gotta be about color? Or gender? I'm all for change, I don't care about your color or gender (For president, needed to be clarified...)
datnigga - June 27, 2008, 4:55 pm
i see the racism... just because he's not white, he's muslim, he's a terrorist, he's worse than bush. you white people sicken me
Raptor_Twin - June 9, 2008, 7:10 pm
Obama Ramones Punk
joe - May 28, 2008, 6:05 pm
Ron Paul > Obama > Clinton > McCain
noobdown - May 8, 2008, 3:12 pm
"Hillary Rodham Clinton" Count the 3 L's there, kthx.
Hussein - April 23, 2008, 12:03 pm
Obama: because it rhymes with Osama


hillary clinton -


TAGS: hillary clinton
Rating: 2.02/5
AndDie - August 17, 2008, 9:19 pm
With the choices being McCain and Obama, I'm writing in "Canada".
datnigga - August 5, 2008, 12:23 am
Would you rather vote for John McSame?
Mike - May 4, 2008, 5:03 pm
Voting for a liar! Why not? They all are...
Bleh. - April 29, 2008, 9:11 pm
..And then there is voting for someone with no experience just because he has charisma. Hmmm...


YOUTHFUL BEAUTY - Nope, dog ugly then too


TAGS: hillary clinton politics
Rating: 2/5


TECHNICALLY - There are 3 L's in that name.


TAGS: hillary
Rating: 1.95/5
Snoo - May 2, 2008, 7:25 pm
Either spelling refers to crippling socialism.


A COUNTRY NEAR ME? - Oh thank God they aren't bringing sanity to a country that I'm actually in.


TAGS: obama and hillary suck
Rating: 2.48/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 26, 2008, 10:13 am
Whereas I only like sentences that end in prepositions with.
Vision (the Unpurple) - October 25, 2008, 7:11 pm
I would have rated this five if you hadn't ended a sentence with a preposition.


BAGHDAD HILLARY - Time to throw in the towel




INTERN - UNIFORM FOR FEMALE INTERNS IF HILLARY IS ELECTED!


TAGS: hillary
Rating: 1.96/5

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I'M READY - TOO KILL OBAMA, I MEAN OSAMA!


TAGS: hillary
Rating: 1.94/5

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SESAME STREET - There for you when your career fails




HILLARY UNPLUGGED - You Can Achieve More With a Shriek and FBI Files than Just a Shriek!


TAGS: hillary clinton hillary uncensored bill clinton
Rating: 1.5/5

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f - April 19, 2008, 8:27 am
Hillary bores me. So does Obama.


options? -


TAGS: jeb hillary pedro
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 15, 2015, 2:12 pm
Animaniacs for Pres.! Write in campaign. Anybody remember Mickey Mouse/Donald Duck?
Greybeard - April 14, 2015, 10:28 pm
Ha Ha Ha. 5 big votes from district Afghanistan... :)


The holy virgin hillary -




LIBERAL LOGIC -


TAGS: politics hillary funny sarcastic liberals
Rating: 4/5

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GaryO - July 5, 2015, 6:59 am
How precious. It's like she's running a subversive campaign for the opponent


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